If he ends up being the ‘big name’ signing the Caps are looking for to create some excitement, I think the general response from the knowledgeable game-going fan will be a solid ‘meh’ as the kids say.
He’s a bit like Ricky Gervais. Same ego, same infatuation with having ‘America’ love him, probably close to equivalent football ability. Just missing the sense of humour really.
And someone give him a map.